You Can Finally Trust All Your Money to X, the Everything App
Don’t be surprised if, when you’re out at a restaurant in the near future, the person at the next table over pays with a metal card with a familiar X on it, and then hops into their Cybertruck and drives away. That person has simply handed some portion of their finances over to an enterprise called X Money, the fintech division of a rocket, social media, and artificial intelligence conglomerate called SpaceX.
Your money, on the world’s most powerful network
𝕏 Money is rolling out to U.S. Premium and Premium+ subscribers starting today pic.twitter.com/2c1UMkB4Kn
— X Money (@XMoney) July 27, 2026
It had already been soft-launched, but Monday was the day it went wide.
First teased in 2023 via an Elon Musk tweet, (they weren’t yet called “X posts” at the time) the rebranding of Twitter as X was supposed to pave the way for “the ability to conduct your entire financial world” within the platform. The app formerly known as Twitter was becoming, as Musk called it, “X, the everything app.” That phrase has slowly morphed into a term of abuse, thrown in Musk’s face when some revolting new phenomenon gets spawned on X.
But say what you will about X Money, you can sign up for it today if you’re a Premium or Premium+ X subscriber.
And why would anyone do that? Well, to give it the benefit of the doubt, the pitch is the perks: up to a 6% annual return, direct deposit that comes up to two days before you actually get paid, free ATMs, and a metal Visa card that has your @handle on it and gets you 3% cash back. What am I going to say, that those aren’t at least cool perks on paper? They’re outstanding perks, on paper.
So no, this is not a Venmo-style payments app welded onto Twitter. This thing wants your money. But then there’s that nagging voice again: you would be giving your money to X, the everything app.
Sort of. “Deposit accounts are held at Cross River Bank, Member FDIC, and insured up to $250,000,” a post from X Money says. And don’t worry. There is an additional “Cash Sweep Program” that can insure high-rollers for even larger deposits by Premium+ subscribers. So if SpaceX went belly-up tomorrow, you would still, in theory, have an account at Cross River Bank. And what’s Cross River Bank? It’s a Fort Lee, New Jersey-based company that provides infrastructure to fintech startups. But at least it’s an FDIC insured New Jersey-based company that provides infrastructure to fintech startups.
But the fintech company you’re signing up to do business with, X Payments LLC “is not an FDIC-insured bank.” And the FDIC “only covers the failure of an insured bank,” X Money has disclaimed.
Senator Elizabeth Warren’s April letter to Elon Musk about X Money tried to cast some doubt on this financial institution’s stability based on the aforementioned extremely generous 6% APY offer. “It is unclear what risky investments, intrusive data monetization activities, or gimmicks either X Money or Cross River may intend to engage in to pay that yield when the target Federal Funds Rate is 3.5-3.75%,” Warren wrote.
But unlike when Warren wrote her letter, X Money is now part of a publicly-traded company. That publicly traded company hasn’t been experiencing stellar stock performance lately, but it’s very big, and if you don’t find that comforting, last week its CEO said “money won’t matter in 2036.”
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